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Blue Tit Diary 2005 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ahhh  2005 was the year when I first gave this kit to my beloved for his Christams present.  A brilliant idea for a gift for those looking for that unusual gift for the bloke who has everything, including the perfect wife.

 

So after Christmas we set it all up - and the very same day a pair of tits are looking at moving in.

So we connect it all up to our telly and everything works great.

We haven't got all the kit to watch it through the PC yet, for that you need to skip on to 2006.

 

I dream of getting a website up and running and showing all my friends my tits.  We consider names for the website - very tricky this - how to attract the right sort of punter with webcam and tits and the search words?

 

Anyways - eggs come, lots of them - then chicks hatch.  Friends advise on names - Timmy, Tululah, Tabatha, Tommy etc. etc.  Lots of advice forthcoming on webnames should it be Titwatch or Fionas Tits, all would attract many hits, but for the right reasons?

 

Well then disaster strikes - the beginning of May and a cold, wet spell hits, the chicks are not thriving and look rather puny!  Then one morning they are gone, not a sign, what could have happened?  

We shall never know.

 

So that was 2005 all that is left is a memory of unfulfilled dreams and little lives that were cut short and an ode, written by a good friend. 

Thanks Gill.

 

 

 

Ode to Fiona’s Tits

Woke up this morning
Didn’t have a clue
When I checked my email
That you’d be so blue
It was so shocking -
Knowing they can’t fly -
That those birds had gone flocking
To that great nest in the sky
Now there’ll be no web-site
And that sought after fame
No play on words
By using your name
So Fiona’s tits
Are things of the past
No more innuendo
It just couldn’t last
There are so many dangers

Facing your babies
Like squirrels and magpies
Rainwater and rabies*
Just hope that the next time
The wind doesn’t blow
Or the cat doesn’t get them
Or they get covered with snow.
Anon.

*ok, so I know blue-tits can’t get rabies, but you think of something that rhymes

 

 

 

 
     
 
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