So after Christmas we set it all up - and the very same day a pair of tits are looking at moving in.
So we connect it all up to our telly and everything works great.
We haven't got all the kit to watch it through the PC yet, for that you need to skip on to 2006.
I dream of getting a website up and running and showing all my friends my tits. We consider names for the website - very tricky this - how to attract the right sort of punter with webcam and tits and the search words?
Anyways - eggs come, lots of them - then chicks hatch. Friends advise on names - Timmy, Tululah, Tabatha, Tommy etc. etc. Lots of advice forthcoming on webnames should it be Titwatch or Fionas Tits, all would attract many hits, but for the right reasons?
Well then disaster strikes - the beginning of May and a cold, wet spell hits, the chicks are not thriving and look rather puny! Then one morning they are gone, not a sign, what could have happened?
We shall never know.
So that was 2005 all that is left is a memory of unfulfilled dreams and little lives that were cut short and an ode, written by a good friend.
Thanks Gill.